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May, 25 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2170 views       Funny

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Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"




K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga
A 4 Saib

B 4 KasHti

C 4 BillI

D 4 Kutta

E 4 Hathi

F 4 Phankha

Ye Sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar K Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa K Maine Kia Hai
Aur
Taleem Ko Aam Karain

Humara Khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called



** DOCTORS **
NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,

WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,

JOOTA UTARTE HAIN


aur

aur

MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''
Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?




think...........





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"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
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Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

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Its= " W "

WOMAN- W

COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot