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Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?
Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand
Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
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Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal
10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:
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Kuch Nazar Aaya?
Nahi?
Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
Ki
Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...
Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
CID Officer:
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?
Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
Amazing Home Remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->
We Say We Luv Flowers,
We Say We Luv Flowers,Yet We Pluck Dem.
We Say We Luv Trees,Yet We Cut Dem.
& We Still Wonder Y Sum R Afraid
Wen Dey R Told Dey R Luved
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?
They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo
Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?
Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...
jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
tHink?
?
?
BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
~ T r u t h ~
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
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