Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2800 views       Funny

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"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Man: U cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
height of rishtedari...




Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji

DOOB MARO Nikammo

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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)