Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2663 views       Funny

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Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan


sMs G@mblr
Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.

No downpayment.



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All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

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Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
idher golay pay gola hai
idher golay pay gola hai.
odher dhamakay pay dhmaka hai.
idher mashwara hai mansubabandi ka
odher kakay pay kaka hai.
aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.































kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)
A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:

Monopoly is alwayz Damaging

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Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia

Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??





































































A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)


Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->