Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..

May, 20 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2553 views Funny

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Falling in love is

Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

Wuzu!!!!!!

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN

bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

What do you do

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.

Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.

U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care

U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love

BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time

N Thats me ;->

no i am not

No

I
am
not
decent

I
am
not
good

I
am
Stupid

I
am
Mental

I
am
Idiot

Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->

ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

CNN News.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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S-Weet
M-orning
S-tarts now..
"GOOd Morning"

keep smiling.

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Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

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