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pathan and plastic
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pathan and plastic
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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Nov, 14 2013
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VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!
Yaar Ye Dekh...
Yaar
Ye Dekh...
Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
You know why women
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
JIN.Admi se
JIN.Admi se
Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?
ADMI.Jin se bola
mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh
JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p
Lo Bhai Mitro
Lo Bhai Mitro
Jo Marzi Ho Jave
Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae
Chahe Sabut Hove
Chahe Fatti Hove
Chahe Khulli Hove
Chahe Band Hove
Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .
Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .
Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .
Kyun k. . .
Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->
Press down if u like me
Press down
if u like me
So u like me
so sweet
Ok
u can stop
Enough plz
Stop it
this is 2 much
Oh my God
Ok Ok
i like u 2
Uff,Crazy fans..
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
you know that old
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Pakistan In 2010 ...
Pakistan In 2010 ...
1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "
2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti Sab Tera Weham Hai " ;->
Farooq Sattar''s
Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?
He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"
Zara sochoo .
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....
1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''
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