pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     2361 views       Funny

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Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..


Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!


His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
''roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or sare lafange honge......''
Socho
U.S.A jis se Darta Hay
Un sab K Aakhir May
(N)
Aata hay
Quran,
Taliban,
Pakistan,
Iran,
Usama bin ladin,
Afghanistan,
Wazirstan
Cheen
Pathan
&
Khalid Jan
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->