pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     3387 views       Funny

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U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST


8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
Scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...




Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:











1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye

* CHAND *Or * TARAY *

Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k

* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai




raät k bad din ata hai,




hansi k bad ghum ata hai,




par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"