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pathan and plastic
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Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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Nov, 14 2013
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''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main teri khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
Wa wa
wa wa
.
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...
Sardar 2 SrdarnI
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?
Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!
Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti
Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
Agar Aap Mein TALENT Hy
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
SANIA MIRZA Details:
SANIA MIRZA Details:
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Weight: 56 Kg
Height: 165 Cm
Colour: Normal
Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.
Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery
Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .
Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .
Father watching FashionTv
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
Angraiz:
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..
Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!
Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..
Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?
chipkA-l33
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