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pathan and plastic
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pathan and plastic
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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Nov, 14 2013
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After a striving movement
After a striving movement of 25 years.
MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.
Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also
Book Name :
"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai
chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,
aur
jail jaon.
Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w
Software Engineers Striving
To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs
And
The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.
So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
vijaymy uncle knew
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?
Socho,
Aik aur dafa soch lo.
Nahee pata, to suno
"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
there is no velvet s
There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
Why is Sex a 3
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon
Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
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