pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     2318 views       Funny

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Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:

eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost

dusra,
Sacha Pyar

or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
''''Talking to a Genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month'''' (chinese proverb)... So feel free to call me anytime.

If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
Kya aap jante hai


ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?


wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.


waise aap iss waqt


kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->