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pathan and plastic
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pathan and plastic
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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Nov, 14 2013
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Yaad Rakho:
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..
.
Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..
( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
...NaYa FunDa...
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil main liye sambhaal,
1 Ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal...''
i am acha
agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....
q k main tow acha hu
Getting married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey shikwaa kero ,
mobile ka mtlab ha k ,
:: SmS Kia keroo ::
"sms boy
no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi
Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
Q:Paki Girl Ziada
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?
!
!
!
!
!
Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus
'''' OYE ''''
'''' OYE ''''
'''' HOYE '''' ;-
mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai
Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?
Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
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