pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     3478 views       Funny

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> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->


New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"


A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”


3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...