pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     2574 views       Funny

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Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
Height of shame :


A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->


Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.





Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
Special prayer jst 4 u...

U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers

U''l b a Smile 4al Faces

U''l b a Spring 4al Trees

U''l b a brother 4al

''SMART girls''

Kaho Ameen!!
Mujhy






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Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..


kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:







Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-


What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
Arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie
Height "koi b chaley ghee"
Waist "Minimum 36''
Age "Starting from 38"
Tone "bharkein mar saktee ho"
Action "Machine gun utha aur chala saktee ho"