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A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
