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pathan and plastic
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Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi
Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya
2frn: O Really
1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife
Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye
Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
A Senior student during ragging says:
"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."
Junior: "Ok fine sir,
but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.
Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka
Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya
Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.
Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.
TERI SALARY KO MERI PURSE MAIN PANAH MIL JAEMERE ISHQ MAIN TERI DAULAT FANA HOJAE.
SUBHANALLAH
''Kuch tey perday
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
U Know Students
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain
There Are 4 Animal
There Are 4 Animal
Species A Woman Needs In
Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage,
Mink In Her Closet,
Tiger In Her Bed!
And Of Course A
Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
aray pen kh0 gaya warna kasam se
(Ghazal)
.
.
ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME...
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi
Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke
Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
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