pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     3521 views       Funny

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''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
Kareena Ne Recently apnA ek wEb-siTe lAuncH kiyAA.... Ab wEb-siTe ka naAm baTaAo..!.
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is it www.jAbwEspL|T.com

nAA..!
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Is it www.OnLySaiF.com
nAA..!
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ek aur guesS maAro
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arRe bAbA.. DONT BE A BALTI
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lOgOn to I"BEBO".Com
''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?




Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!


Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|


HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .

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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->