pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     3255 views       Funny

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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey


to mein batata hoon



"Chalein KFC"?
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????














Ans: SHADI......

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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen


na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen



kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo



najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
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Imran khan still not satisfied.
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''
The Problem With The World Is . . .





Stupids Are Sure And Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts . . .





So Tell Me Who All Are Sure Here . . . ;->
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!