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pathan and plastic
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pathan and plastic
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
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Nov, 14 2013
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Suraj Dube Ga To
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
May our friendship turn into silver
May our friendship turn into silver
silver into Gold...
Gold into diamonds...
And
May our diamonds be forever....
then we will sell it OK?
fifty-fifty ;->
islamiyat ka teacher bachon se
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:
Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?
Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.
Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.
Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".
Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,
Judge Ne Safa Khola To
Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.
Ganpt "Is Tara K 4
Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ? -
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
very simple yaar
dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
Ali Rides A C
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
For All The People
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine
Happy Valentine
For Others
Watch Aalim Online ;->
Karan Johar is producing a new film
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent
I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him
The movie name is
"AQQAL HO NA HO"
DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha
DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha
MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha
PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha
Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->
msg mehenga ho raha
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
Sardar
Faraz
Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......
Theek usi tarah.../
2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
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