pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     3200 views       Funny

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Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
''Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.''



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge

Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi

Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything
seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being
able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,
and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....