pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     2769 views       Funny

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Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,

BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai

Aur

Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p
''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.


My Life is Full of Emotion

Wah Wah

My Life is Full of Emotion

P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)''
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent
As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
Height Of Dramay Bazii


" Khanani Ghar Ghar Ki "

" Kasuti Zindgi Ki "

" Saas Bhi KAbhi Bahu Thi "

B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai

Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.

Ek Call rooz app karo

baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?





Maloom hai kahan se?







DOOR SE..........;->
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.