pathan and plastic

pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
  

Nov, 14 2013     127 chars (1 sms)     2758 views       Funny

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A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
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**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
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Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!
Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

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Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
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Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

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Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

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That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
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