Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

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Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
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Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

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Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)

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Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D

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As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

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Professor he aate hon hafta

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