Nurse : Mubarak

Nurse : Mubarak
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
  

May, 25 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2182 views       Funny

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Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi Di Bachon Wali

Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia Cool...


AuR

AuR






DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this




KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO



SOCHO


KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
Saving

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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour