Nurse : Mubarak

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

May, 25 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 2376 views Funny

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1 Chota Munna Boht

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

• An old rich man

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

islamiyat ka teacher bachon se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:

Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?

Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...

You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?

Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->

Arz kiya Hy Tawajo Fermaen..

Arz kiya Hy Tawajo Fermaen..

Kameez Teri Kali..
Kameez Teri kali..

Wah Wah!

Tay Changa kita Paa Li... :p ;->

Tuje apne Piar ki

Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,

Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,

Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.

Agar Koi Galti

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

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Mafi maang lo

Me bht rhm dil hun..

jaane kese jeete hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

Bacheoo ka deewana hua

Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....

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