Nurse : Mubarak

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

May, 25 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 3263 views Funny

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Gandhigiri Ka

Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!

Son:papa jab

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

Miss Callen Martay

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

Wife Says;

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

wAh wAh . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

Didi Tera Devar Dewana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana ;->

ap nay pichlay sal eid par

Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->

When I Go Wrong I Need

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

defeating or beating me

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

Zindagi main 3 cheezain

Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:

eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost

dusra,
Sacha Pyar

or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Student: DUBUK

Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???

Student: DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

GULUM

GULUL

PICHIK ... ;->

Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge

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