Nurse : Mubarak

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

May, 25 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 2727 views Funny

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Oye Dost Teri to!

Oye Dost

Teri to!

ATeri to!

Teri to!

Teri to!

Teri to!

Teri to!

Bahut yaad aa rahi hai yaar.

Isliye msg kiya

I Miss U

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf

what kind of car dr

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

funniest fact

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"

It Would Become

"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"

Contemporaray & Inauthentic

Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?

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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?

Teacher To 16

Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->

Tumhain Kia Pata Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai

Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai

Tum Ne Tou Hamesha

Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....

Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer

Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?

Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.

bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi...

In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,

"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Bring Her Home. . .

Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .

Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .

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Have A Nice. . .

Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.

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