Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

May, 14 2010 220 chars (2 sms) 3944 views Funny

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william innocent nargis

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.

Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

Pathan 100 K Note

Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->

agar app Pakistan k P

agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,

1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

Khush Ho Jao

Khush Ho Jao

Bhangra Dalo

Cityan Maro

Table Bajao

Takrain Maro

Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao

Gol Gol Ghomo

Aaj Rat

Han Aj Raat

12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->

hum wo aashiq hein jo

hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,
We can remain frnds in this way

i m home please

I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at

Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ...

Door

When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
.
..
...
you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''

: aap ka beta kya karta hai

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?

Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,

Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy

Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy

Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main

Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->

Aik Din Geo K Saat

Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...

"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->

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Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

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