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May, 13 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2217 views Funny

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Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
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Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

1 Job Offer Hai,

1 Job Offer Hai,

Sallery Rs 20000.

Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!

Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,

Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.

1 ch0te bache

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

''Hum ne ki dosti

''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob
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D D D..
NICE NA KAL 4D BEJUNGA!

Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

Whats the common thing between

Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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Guess..!
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Socho
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''

I''m Willing

I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!

I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,

B u T ...

I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->

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