DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost.

DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost.
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
  

May, 13 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2569 views       Funny

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For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
''Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,

Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,

Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,

Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par

De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K naam Par

Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne

"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

More Often ...
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!


Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''