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Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
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May, 13 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2581 views Funny

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Chuhaa

EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU

KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE

Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->

Welcome to www.love.com

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Aap ki payar karne ki umar guzar chuki hai

Plz try www.tuba.com

vibration ka kamal

Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai

kya app kanjoosi

kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.

Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

tHink?

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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!

janab zardari sb apn

Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
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M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...

''A baby mosquito

''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???

Socho

Socho

Socho

Aur Socho

Rehman Dakait ...

Jis tareh exam me

Jis tareh exam me

qustion assan hote hai

aur answer muskil,

usi tereh apke liye

msg padhna bahut assan he

per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.

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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..

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