Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega

May, 18 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 4660 views Funny

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Tusi door gae intzar kita.

Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.

WhaT wiLL a kiD

WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?

GuEsS..

pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../

hE wUd siNG.../

KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re

Tu Kutta Tu Kutta

Tu Kutta

Tu Kutta

Tu Kutta

Phir Kehta Hoon

Tu Kutta

Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon

Tu Kutta

Rakh Le

Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->

Hitler says,

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

kya Matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

pathan pizzahut gya

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->

jab dushman tumhain dhutkar

Jab Dushman Tumhain DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se Nikal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey

Balkey

UsKi

BACHI Phansa kR Badla Lo...!

- Waliam MaliK ;-

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

Pandit nay ap k Mobile ki kundli

Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.

Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.

saaf saaf baat

Bas bohot hogaya..
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Ab Apko Bura lagay to Sorry
Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai..
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"SAAF SAAF"

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''

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