Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
  

May, 18 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     4342 views       Funny

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.

It Is So Faithful,

Everytime It Returned Back To ME
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,

wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
Jis tareh exam me

qustion assan hote hai

aur answer muskil,

usi tereh apke liye

msg padhna bahut assan he

per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day


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