Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.