Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
  

May, 18 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     4090 views       Funny

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Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah



Gour Farmaiye Ga..


Shaam Jawaan Hai..









Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .


Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
"FUCK-YOU"








Shocked


It means:






F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
(''.'')>
<\\
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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"


Exapmle>


Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"


Flop . . . .


Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]