Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
  

May, 18 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     3672 views       Funny

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dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA ;->
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND















NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",

Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"

Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡

Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,

Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao''
Sardar:Ye lo''

T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.''

Sardar:''to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??