DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,

DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->

May, 20 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 2461 views Funny

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Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?

Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...

How to ask your Boss

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->

pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

apni pasand ka numb

Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100

Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->

Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya

Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi

aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya

"Phool Insano Se Zyada

"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"

Ko

SMS Karne wala..

i will never go through a red light

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

ik admy anpe ghar

ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga

tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se

''Gam woh cheez hai

''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''

Feeling Sad?

Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine
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Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?

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No?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?

Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.

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