After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
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''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...