DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,

DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,
DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
  

May, 20 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2736 views       Funny

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MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''
Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
papar jesa karunchi hone k baad khaya jae to us se ...
















ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.
peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan
2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"