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SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "
Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,
JiSkO KarnA Hy..
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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
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Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak Khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli Kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"
a sweet demand by a kid
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll
Phaansi
l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll
Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.
LATKA DALA salay ko
ab teri bari ha
A man, who surrenders
A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.
A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.
A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)
Aao! Batao''n
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro
Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii
Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
Happy mirasi day :)
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.
Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey
ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey
kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati
hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta
hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi
aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....
teachr tum bade ho
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se Khitab Kerte Huye Kaha K Pakistan Mey Buhat Jald Gurbat Khatam Honay Wali Hai........ Aur Koi Gareeb Nahi Rahe Ga....
Sach Hi TaU Kaha Hai.....
Kyunki Sarey Garib Tau Mar Jaye Ge....
GEO MUSHARRAF.................
At the bus stop a man
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from
your seats
Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
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