DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,

DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,
DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
  

May, 20 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     3408 views       Funny

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