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Uthamam dadadath padham,
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.
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,



kanishtam thur thuria padham,


sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
.
.
.
madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,



kanishtam thur thuria padham,


sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->
  
May, 05 2010     357 chars (3 sms)     2939 views       Funny

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