defence me 1 bangla

Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->

May, 05 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2716 views Funny

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Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye Sar Zameen e Pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....

Can we do romance in

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?

Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)

Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo

Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo

Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|

Sir 2 Student

Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???

Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is

"No Currency"

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

heard you are celebr

Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year....
Bet all those other fools sent cards on time

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''

MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")

Two sardars are driving

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!

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