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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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May, 24 2010
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Qus: What is The Extreme
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
In which case
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
ek aadmi tha...
ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...
y?//////
kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo PANI ki Thandak
Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu
Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati
Aap kya Jaano
Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
wOt wilL i nAme mY
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...
EKLoveYA :-
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai.
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
intern international survey
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
nikal gai thaa kar k.
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?
Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
Bakri chari pahar
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
How 2 become a GENIUS
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
Kareena Kapoor Once Said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
''hame to sms ne loota
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
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