A husband read

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

May, 24 2010 270 chars (2 sms) 2712 views Funny

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Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U

Its My Last Message To You

Its My Last Message To You

LAST Boley Tou ...

L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf

So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)

Socho U.S.A jis se Darta Hay Un sab K Aakhir May

Socho
U.S.A jis se Darta Hay
Un sab K Aakhir May
(N)
Aata hay
Quran,
Taliban,
Pakistan,
Iran,
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Afghanistan,
Wazirstan
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''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

Pata he kasay?

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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''

In foreign Daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

Naila nay zazia ko

Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->

Angel Took Man

Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
angel, SAZA tu BIPASHA ko Mili Hai :D

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

plz open this msg a

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday

I know u can''t wait,

So,

CONGRATZ !!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)

you are sweet cute

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

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