A husband read

A husband read
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...











The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
  

May, 24 2010     270 chars (2 sms)     2581 views       Funny

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Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
chandni raat main sone se pehle.

khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.

maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.

maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon

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susu kar k sona.
Remeber



No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

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"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Kantey bahrey raston par ap ka kon sath de gaaa
Ami\Abo
Sister\Brother
Wife\Husband

Sirf o sirf ap ki Chappal
A silent Massege By
Feeqa Mochi...


Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)


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