A husband read

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

May, 24 2010 270 chars (2 sms) 2827 views Funny

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In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo

Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon

Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.

Seven Phases Of Life

Seven Phases Of Life

1) Studies

2) Games

3) Entertainment

4) Love

5)

6)

7)

Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?
Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap:acha! aur baqi?
Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe
Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?
Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

Assalam-0-Alikum Aaj ki taza khabar..

Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..

News Paper mein hay...........

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!

I May Walk Slowly..

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln

I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN

Shaadi K Baad ... !

Shaadi K Baad ... !

Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"

Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"

Aur

Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny

"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!

sacha waqia

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

''''Mafi nama''''

''''Mafi nama''''
Agar
Mere
Sms
Say
Aap
Pareshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
khench
k
diwar
main
mar
den!
Na rahega
Phone!
Na bajegi
Msg tone..!(_)

Teacher To Pathan :

Teacher To Pathan :

"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...

Pathan:

Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->

1 day i went 2 ZOO

1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)''(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?

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