Jaamia Hafsa ki

Jaamia Hafsa ki
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha
  

May, 21 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     1976 views       Funny

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