amir khan ne 3 idiots

amir khan ne 3 idiots
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)
  

May, 12 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2204 views       Funny

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New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

Q

K

AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->


A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
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