Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA

Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha

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Hanso Cheeko

Hanso

Cheeko

Chillao

Uchlo Koodo

Seetiyan Maaro

Abu Ko Bataoo

Ami Ko Bataoo

Elaan Karwao

Bhangra Paao

Khush Ho Jao

K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

ishq ki tarap maar deti hai

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-

A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

Have You Ever

Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "

It Would Come As

" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;->

''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?

"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."

us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???

""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''

Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi

Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood

Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai

Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere

Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

.

KHUD KUSHI

what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal

Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"

Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->

Ek larka ek larki

Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)

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