Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA

Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA
Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3535 views       Funny

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I Met Money

&

I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,

Money Smiled & Said,

Ofcourse I Am A Piece

Of Paper But

I Haven''t Seen

Dust Bin In My Life.

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da
happy foggy winter


I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fashionwa hai .
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?



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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
Yaar


Ranjha Chala Gya



Mahiwal Duub Gya



Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha




Romeo Bhi nahi



Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti



Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->


Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .




Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)