Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA

Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha

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someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.

Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

Shadi Main Larki Ko

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?

Any Guess?

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OK

I''ll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)

Rab kare apko sab mily Himut

Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar

Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...

Angel Took Man

Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
angel, SAZA tu BIPASHA ko Mili Hai :D

Many many HAPP

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA

What Will Bunty Say

What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...

Socho...........

Socho............

A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"

ye keh k pappu ko c

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar

A Sardar & his wife

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

Judge: Tum qabool

Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...

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Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA

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