Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
  

May, 17 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     4180 views       Funny

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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...




1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.




2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?





1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
1friend:
Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?





Angraz Bola:

"Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee Agai"


SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
.
Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
.
. Lo sigrit :-)
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi

Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi

Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera

Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...


But

Remember
Whatever You Do


















You Will Regret It Later ... ;->