Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???

Pata Nhi ??

Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..

May, 17 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 3739 views Funny

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Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya

Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi

aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya

Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga

Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey

pathan ki beti

1 cheetay ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Cheeta ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"

santa tum guitar ba

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

Plz note my new

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....

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Bye ;->

yeh ladkibrbruff

Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

''Hi, Doing nothing?

''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

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