Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???

Pata Nhi ??

Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..

May, 17 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 3532 views Funny

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what has teachnolgy done????

ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the

or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai

hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr

Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)

Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou

Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hyn ,
Aahe''n Bharte Hyn Aur Sochte Hyn

Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na

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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->

Hi Keep messaging

Hi Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes, 1st prize Lots of Love, 2nd prize life time friendship, 3rd prize Free stay in my HEART!! Offer valid till I m Alive...

Breaking news..

Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......

Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..

lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!

Hav U evr noticed

Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

Q: how was NISAR born ?

Q: how was NISAR born ?

Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya

5 frogs r sitting on a log

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha

Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

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