Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
  

May, 17 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     3800 views       Funny

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2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->
100 gARM mitti..

100 gram Kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda

Wo Hume Barbad Krte He

Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He

Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
Purana Loha Becho




Teen Dabbay Becho



Sookhi Roti Becho



Plastic ki jootiyan beacho



Raddi Akhbar Becho



Aur
Un Paison Se Balance Dalva K SMS Tou Bhejo. . .
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien





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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''