Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
  

May, 17 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     3988 views       Funny

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Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
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Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .?
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s Said !
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NiCE BELT . . . ;->
Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye

Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
The lovely love Theorem -
To Love some 1 is madness,
2b loved by someone is a Gift,
loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.