Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???

Pata Nhi ??

Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..

May, 17 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 4413 views Funny

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Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
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Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

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abey main hon na

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Meri parosan chaat pr i

Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...

Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!

Q:What Are The Two R

Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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1=>NO MIND
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Jageer Daar 1 Sardar

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Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,

Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,

Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,

Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko

Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.

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Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

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Coming Inside
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Arz hai...

Arz hai...

Arz hai...

Arz hai...

Arz hai...

Arz hai...

kay...

Arz hai..

kay..

ap ko stana hamara FARZ hai...

Beta :

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Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

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