Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???

Pata Nhi ??

Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..

May, 17 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 3726 views Funny

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aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t Fail

Don''t Study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = Fail . . . ;->

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))

Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D

Why we don''t study whole year &

Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!

Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain

Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain
Papa:Rasme Ulfat Hai Ijazat Nahi Deti Wrna
Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
Sön:Ye Shair To Nahi Tha
Papa:Q?
Son:Isme To
''Faraz''
Ka Naam Nahi Aya.

S t r a n g e

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

Boy: Papa Sach

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

I like 3 things...

I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...

Pizza to eat...

Pepsi to drink...

& you to clean the table.Hahaha.

Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge

Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge

Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge

Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga

Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

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