Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
  

May, 17 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     3357 views       Funny

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Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.




Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,

Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,


Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.
Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.


Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Heart Is Ok
But
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Mind
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Mite B Dangerous



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I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

More Often ...
Musharaf dedicate song 2 mulana abdul AZIZ.

AJ KALA BURKA PA SADI FARMAISH TY.AJ PA K SAMNAY Aa SADI FARMAISH TY. aj pa k NA SHARMA.SADE FARMAISH TY.
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???


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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!