Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
  

May, 17 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     4271 views       Funny

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Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
K
Liye
Arz hai k
.

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Wo aaram
Karain

Kyon

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Mera aaj ghar
Say
Bahar
Nikalnay
Ka
Koi
Irada
Nahi....

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
Masroofiat ?



Kanjoosi ?



Ghurbat ?




La-Parwahi ?




Narazgi ?






Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?




Mobile Ki Kharabi ?




Alfaz Ki Qillat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...







SOCHO SOCHO……






BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.





STRANGE NA ..



BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?


















- SOCHO Socho





BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SUTTO

INSERT = PAO

DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO

DELETE = MITTI PAO

RUN = NASO

SEARCH = LABO

ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH
Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka