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Nov, 23 2013 171 chars (2 sms) 2382 views Funny

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t v na dekhne se

* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *

~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->

Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty

Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi

Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To

Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

''tiger buscuit

''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''

Dear Customer!

Dear Customer!

We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->

Ab Koi Bathroom Sy

Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->

new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->

hum film india ki

hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?

Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Life is chemistry:

Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

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