is saal aata sasta h

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Kyun K

Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->

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Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

barayemeherbani

Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->

BMW

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY

Once a husband

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

1 Gang Thi..

1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)

sam i have changed

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?

The Seven Modern

The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

ques do you know w

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

Woh chham chham kark

Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

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