Bari Mushkil Se

Bari Mushkil Se
Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye
  

May, 21 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2257 views       Funny

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Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

saman mojod


doctor mojod


narsen mojod





mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''


Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

wah wah !







Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit






Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait


Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->