a sensible proposal

a sensible proposal


A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
  

May, 05 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     3226 views       Funny

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Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

.
.
.

Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:


"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Qayamat kab aayegi?

Student: YE$ MI$$,

Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.