Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
  

May, 26 2010     200 chars (2 sms)     2099 views       Funny

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wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,

wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?

Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na


Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.


An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:



"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha.....
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
Why Do We Close Our Eyes

When We Pray

When We Cry

When We Dream

When We Miss Sum One

Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?


Socho,

Aik aur dafa soch lo.

Nahee pata, to suno

"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!
Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”