A sardar wanted to

A sardar wanted to
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
  

May, 24 2010     559 chars (4 sms)     2815 views       Funny

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Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"


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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,


So,



East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
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It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS