A sardar wanted to

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms

May, 24 2010 559 chars (4 sms) 3076 views Funny

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Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

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Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
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Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
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