A sardar wanted to

A sardar wanted to
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
  

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After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)



Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.

shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.

4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!
FILM dekhni hai ?


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Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....
Aik BaaR


Do BaaR


TeeN BaaR


ChaaR BaaR


BaaR BaaR


HaR BaaR



YaHi

AaS ReHti Hay.


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Kb BejHo gAy.
''4u5 n2v n22 80v 3vn 2w 2v8n 92v8n 10u me 7km /......./ o/o/o/o/ nahi smajh // kio bat nahi aagay sand krdo qk tension lena ka nahi denay ka.,./ (no) ;''{morr}/ .,/.,(love).,/''