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May, 21 2010
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)
If Saif anf Kareena marry
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?
Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)
VakEeL:
VakEeL:
JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb
IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->
A Meaningiful Sentence
A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard
"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “
A Silent Msg For All . . .
Arz kia hai
Arz kia hai
parh parh kar kya karna
hai,
akhir eik din to marna
hai,
marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,
shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!
wah wah wah wah wah ...:->
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Kya Aankhen hain kya zulf hai khy chehra tum ne paya hai,
Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,
Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,
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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->
First Guy (Proudly)
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"
Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
main nain r0 kar uss
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..
Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...
Aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
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