Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton

Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

May, 21 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2081 views Funny

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womain

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Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

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physics teacher now

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Before The Law Was
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

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If Gal Vomits,

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If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

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Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

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Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

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Sath wale ground me.
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na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

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Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

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Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

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