Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
  

May, 21 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2170 views       Funny

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.
Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi

"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.
Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo



Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.


English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well,

And also throw ur mobile in well

bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->


Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
''Free ho?
?
?
?
?
?
ha tum sai hi kaha hai
Free ho?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Main ny pocha hai Free ho?
?
?
?
?
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?
?
Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?
?
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?
Bhar mai jao na bataooo
:)''


Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.