Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
  

May, 21 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2561 views       Funny

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''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,

Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,

''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,

HaHaHa.....!

Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?



Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

I Wud Sit Next To U

Pull U Close To Me

Put My Arms Around U

And

Say Proudly








LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Ap Roothtay Rahy


Hum Manatay Rahy



Apki Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy


Ap ne kabi Murr k Na Dekha

Hum peechay Sy Apko


Munh Chiratay Rahy
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak Khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli Kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"
High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo... ;->


'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:

1
DarD

2
GhAM

3
RoothNA

'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:

1
"HumAyuN"

2
Us K Msgs

3
US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:

1
Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA

2
ApnA nAAm LikhnA

3
DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully