Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
  

May, 21 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     1892 views       Funny

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Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye.
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WAPDA wala:Q sir ?
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Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.
''Plz don"t read this


Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!''

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka
ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You Sister!! hehehehe....
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........


Ur CHAPPALS !




Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
....Go To HELL....



Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??

So

...GO TO HELL....
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin