Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
  

May, 21 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2789 views       Funny

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some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....




but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.


Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
Tujhe Lita K Loon

Ya Bitha K Loun

Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun

ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun

ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
.
.
Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.


~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...


Just
"T H I N K"


Something
"S T U P I D"


And Then


Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->