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Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
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Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Pres down buton
Once again
Ek wari hor
Bas ik wari hor
Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
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May, 21 2010
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aGr 1 FamiLy k..
aGr 1 FamiLy k..
WaLDen baChoN sE,
BachAy WaLdain Se,
B.v Shohar Se,
Bahoo SaAs Se,
Nand Bhabi Se,
Behnoi saALay sE,
Susar Daamad Se,
JhoOT BoLaIn..
To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?
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Star Plus
Wo Konsa DRIVER
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
Wat did an IT engineer
Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?
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guess..!
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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
1 Pagal khane
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha
Dr ny pucha
tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha
bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
Remix
Remix
Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA
DETE
HAIN...!!!
Gand MArte Nahi
CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
The lovely love Theorem -
The lovely love Theorem -
To Love some 1 is madness,
2b loved by someone is a Gift,
loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
1 Guy Ran Toi
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
Khoon(Blood) se
Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . .
Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . .
KYUNKI...!!!
"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?
Student:Adam.
Teacher:N The 1st Woman?
Student: Umm..Madam.
Teachr: Konsa Parinda
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
Bachna ae Hasinoo
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
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