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Duniya Main Sab Se
Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
DHOBI-
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon
What happens when a lion Roars?
What happens when a lion Roars?
Think....
Think harder....
Its easy!!
Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
''God made
''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
Just close ur eyes
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
hockey aur cricket main kiya faraq hai?
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
.
.
Sochoo...
.
Nahi Pata?
.
Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..
Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,
Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)
Dada apnay poatay se:
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
Idiots
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
lahore
'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
.
.
.
.
2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
the chief excitement
The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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.
.
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.
Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey ... ;->
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