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May, 21 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3532 views       Funny

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Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai
Hasana tusi V nai Hasna Asi V nai
Ana tusi V nai Bulana Asi V nai
Sms Karna tusi V nbahi Tay chhadna asi V nai

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->
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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,

Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,

Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,

Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"

Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->