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May, 21 2010
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Naqli Note
Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.
Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.
Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.
Suraj hua maddham,
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
.
.
.
.
pAsS gAyA hi nAhi
tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!
Sachey kaul krar
Sachey kaul krar ghawachan lag pae nein,
yaran kolon yar ghawachan lag pae nein,
A tey hona ee see, Udhar dewo ghey tey fir enj ee hoye gha na
apni zindagi main
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
Can u dance?
Can u dance?
No...
Sure....
Just try it....
Sure u cant .....
That means u r pappu!!!
Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Shahbaz Sharif:
Shahbaz Sharif:
Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .
Nawaz Sharif:
Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .
Zardari:
Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
I saw ur dad paying d bill
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry
Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
Marriage Is When
Marriage Is When
A Man And Woman
Becomes One ...
The Troubles Starts
When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.
1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??
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