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May, 21 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 4671 views Funny

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Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte

A Smart Lawyer Said:

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

Just Shut Up

Just Shut Up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over Smart

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

Selfish

I

Said
To

My Heart

When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)

nursery baloch

Nursery,

Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

Airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FARAZ...

Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha

Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha

To

To

Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !

Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?

All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,

Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!

Wait Wait Wait

Wait

Wait

Wait

Cool

Relax

Ok

Ready

Start

5

4

3

2

1

Now

I m starting send
msgs...

pathan ka murgi beemar huwa

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,

Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,

Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,

Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,

Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,

Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->

_!_ ) | ( !!!!!!!! *MUBARAK HO*

_!_

) | (
!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.

Ek Aadmi Business Main

Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->

har koi mujh pay fida hai

Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

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