I wish I could show

I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn''t like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2848 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai.

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
COMING SOON!

jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,

Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

study

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days

,

.
Nhi smjhe?

03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge

Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

.+??+. ? 1 ? ''+??+''

.+??+.
? 1 ?
''+??+''

Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
Ka
Coin
Aur
Mujhe
Cute
Sa
$m$
Karo
Kanjusi
Ki
Bhi
Koi
Had
Hoti
Hai

Aur
KHABARDAR
Is
1 rupee
Ki
T0ffee
Khareedi
To...

journalist to meera

Journalist To Meera:

Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->

Who was d 1st indian

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?

GUESS!
.
.
.
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

I wish I could show

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages