I wish I could show

I wish I could show
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn''t like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2062 views       Funny

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If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?









Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
The Problem With The World Is . . .





Stupids Are Sure And Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts . . .





So Tell Me Who All Are Sure Here . . . ;->
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai

Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai

Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet

Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta


Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?

Student : Jii, Pehle Butt

Phr Rajput

Phr Darzi

Aur

Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.


Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)