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Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
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Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
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Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
bvap nay pichlay sa
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
GALS look
GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!
its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,
"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"
aur
aur
Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :
Boy:I love u
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey
Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey
Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo
Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->
Hight of Friendship..
Hight of Friendship..
Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan
Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to
Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
tum hi tu ho =p ;
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((((@ @))))
( ! )
Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
Girl’s Attitude
Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”
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