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1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

May, 14 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 1794 views Funny

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Soldier to General:

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!

We live in a "COUNTRY"

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

One GOOD way to

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->

''tiger buscuit

''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''

Re-Remix of "Maujaan He Maujaan"

Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

agr english movies p

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Bindas hoke Jeenay

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

Boley to

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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a

''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....

''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''

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