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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
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May, 14 2010
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kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya
Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun
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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
cricket mei ksi player
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
A beautiful young
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
Philosophy of life..
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
Salesman:This computer will
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Butt: Sir hun meri
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
A group of elephants
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..
A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..
Wow!
Wat a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
Once A Journalist Asks
Once A Journalist Asks
Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?
Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti
Hoon... :P ;->
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc
Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
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