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After
T u e s d a y .......

Week Itself Says .......

W T F ....... =P ;->

May, 13 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 2511 views Funny

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Impressive quote..

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''

Considering his achievments of

Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!

TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?

TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?

StUd3nt: Ammi aBBu Lar rAh3 thAy

T3Ach: Wo Lar rAh3 thAy tO Tum Lat3 Q ayE?

StUd: Kya krtA m3rA
1 jOtA amMi k pAss thA Or 1 aBu k pAsS... ;->

Aaap main say

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

Aik jagah se

Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...

Duniya Main Sab Se

Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?

DHOBI-

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon

Baba Saxi

Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.

A cigrete shortns ur life

A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"

Phatan:

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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