Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2629 views       Funny

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Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?

Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.

Bap:Acha aur baqi?

Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.

Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?

Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,


Us k 11 bhai ha,


Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,


Lekin abkoi masla nai,


Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,


Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,


FARQ TO PARA HA



GEO MUSHARAF.->

Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Meaning Of A B C D E F G

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B A

Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :


Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...


wo soye hoye the....


Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...


hum soye hoye the...


Moral:-



''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''