Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2923 views       Funny

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Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood

Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai

Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere









Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?





Na call, na sms mila?





Parh parh msg hasda ja?



Saadi ker na koi parwah?




Mera balance muka?





Te apne set nu taala la
yai dunia kia hai


?
?
?

gum kadarya hai....





toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P


Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah



Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
Height of youthfulness....

KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..

manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..

but still looks wrinkle free


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn

StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM

TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE

StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy
what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?







Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:









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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->


Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed