Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2863 views       Funny

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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?

SHYAM - Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukeshbai Anil (ambani).........;->
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

I Wud Sit Next To U

Pull U Close To Me

Put My Arms Around U

And

Say Proudly








LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,

Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,

Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..

Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte

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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->
''Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey''
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay

Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay

Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->