Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2302 views       Funny

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''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay
Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
''2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawab diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''


Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega
Before you
judge a person,

Walk a Mile in

His Shoes
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After that,
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.

Who cares?

He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!

Take them & Run;-)
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
Hapy BAPU day.

Boly to QUAID DAY.

Kia mast insan tha.

Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan.
dost "o ki
serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi