Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 1746 views Funny

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