Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2346 views Funny

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I like to compare

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

''1 billi chohe ko

''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''

Ab bush k bad Obama

Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.

After finising MBBS Dr''Muna start his

After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.

He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,

Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>

yai dunia kia hai

yai dunia kia hai

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gum kadarya hai....

toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"

Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia

Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)

A man, who surrenders

A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)

agar buses k naam pa

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha

Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi

Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"

Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!

Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?

Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->

''Duniya Se Jo Dare

''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-

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