Marriage s like

Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
  

May, 20 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     1707 views       Funny

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Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo

Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!
''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''