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''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
Yestrdy my mobile
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
MQM: Aslaha le lo
Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
We will now upgrad
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!
2 kids wr lying 2get
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
Contemporaray & Inauthentic
Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?
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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?
Fact ...
Fact ...
A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have
B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D
Unfortunately
They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->
Interviewee
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
an arab was
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz
My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don''t U Worry,
My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
Dhamaka Sale
Dhamaka
Sale
Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount 4
Usa, Saudia & Uk.
Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari
Commission 10%
Website!
Www.Zardari-Dallal.Com ;->
" A man asked
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
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