taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
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May, 05 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2756 views Funny

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frnds r lik balons

frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.

Why is it written

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

What did d Refrigerator say

What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.

FOOL outside

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar

abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi?

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai

Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai

Paisa

Property

Gaari

Izzat

Lekin

Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .

Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->

DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB

DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB

MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI

TO BACHA KEHTA HAI

SO JAO WARNA

EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,

pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)

I Don''t Think So ...

I Don''t Think So ...

You Are A Fool ...

But

What''s My Opinion
Compared To

That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan

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