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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
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May, 05 2010
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Why are wives
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
''Q: Why do most women spend
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??
Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya
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Kaha Hai Garib
id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
''Baat Baat Pr Ye
''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''
ajab prem ki ghazab kahani
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
<< (",) Dis Ant is <( )> looking 4 u ,,J L,,
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(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
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>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
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coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
You know why women
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
I Have A DouBt
I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
Congratulation!
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
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