taniya good news for you

taniya good news for you


Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
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May, 05 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2508 views       Funny

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Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)


Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''
A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
Bin laden''s son was
studying in an American
School.

Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"

He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..

ofcourse girls r the first..!!

but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''