taniya good news for you

taniya good news for you


Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
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May, 05 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2904 views       Funny

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