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May, 05 2010
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Jis Terha ek Machhar Maarne Se App
Jis Terha ek Machhar
Maarne Se App
SHIKARI
NahI Ban Jaoge
Theek Ussi Terha
2-3 Sms Kerne Se
Aap BHIKARI
Nahi Ban jaoge... :P
Arz kiya hai :
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain
wah wah
Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
Fizao me tum h
Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo .
Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota
bache gamley se nikle hain?
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
For All The People
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine
Happy Valentine
For Others
Watch Aalim Online ;->
never say i failed 1000 times
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? -
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
radio says
Man: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives
"monopoly is always
damaging
and
competition improves
service".:->
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga
Arz Kia Hai
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Zara Gaur Farmayega
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
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