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Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
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Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,
pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,
wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
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May, 26 2010
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Lawyer:
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
koi dost ho tou tum jesa
Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa
Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
''Doctor: Mrs.
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo
Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?
Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:
Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....
Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...
Arey Pakar Liya..
Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???
BOY: Apni beti ki
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
''This SMS has been
''This SMS has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public view.
Are you sure you want to see it?''
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
Q.What do me and a mirro
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
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