Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte

May, 26 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2785 views Funny

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Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

a man kills a deer n

a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..

he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"

son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"

Islmabad Airport Par PIA

Islmabad
Airport
Par
PIA
Ki
Flight no9
K
Plane
Ki
Seat
no52
Par
Bathe
Passanger
K
Sath
Mai
Khardi
Air hostes
K
Husband
K
Ghar
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mord
par
Mojud
School
Ki
Clas4th
k
Teachr
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bathe
Hoy
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pardi
Hoi
Urdu
Ki
Buk
K
Page no57
KiLine no10
Mai
LikhaTha
K
Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

Modern Dictionary:

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Professor: Tum 20 Saal Ki Lar

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he

''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''

some of the unrefusa

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Purana Loha Becho

Purana Loha Becho

Teen Dabbay Becho

Sookhi Roti Becho

Plastic ki jootiyan beacho

Raddi Akhbar Becho

Aur
Un Paison Se Balance Dalva K SMS Tou Bhejo. . .

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

Arz kiya hai...

Arz kiya hai...

Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...

(Wah! Wah!)

Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D

Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

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Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

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