Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
  

May, 26 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3694 views       Funny

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of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
''Tusi boht great ho........

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coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
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Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

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Or
Larki Phuppho..,
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Bcoz

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Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
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