A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
Ye Mardam Shumari Ki service hai . ager ap larka hai to 1 sms . larki hain tu 2 Sms kare. Or ager Apka ka taluq Tesri Makhluq se hai tu koi Sms na kare
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe? Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.
Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
