A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
