A Student Was Asked

A Student Was Asked
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
  

May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2801 views       Funny

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A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,
Toh Dil Me Kya Hain???











































































Dard-E-Disco ;-)
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!
Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say



I...




Love...



Disturbing you....;->
Application 4 Leave

O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.
Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.
Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega