A Student Was Asked

A Student Was Asked
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
  

May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2786 views       Funny

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M a Y

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"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->
chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey shikwaa kero ,

mobile ka mtlab ha k ,

:: SmS Kia keroo ::

"sms boy


Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.
Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,


Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho

To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!


Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p