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A Student Was Asked
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
  
May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2486 views       Funny

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Principal 2 Students:
Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''
Baba Ranchoddas on dost
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
Chubby Cheeks,
Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it''s gr8!
Are u twins?
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai



Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''
Behind Every Man''s
Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man




This Is What We See In The Movie

''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->
paad maar dia aur kaha

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

?

Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

.
.
.
HumAyuN
on this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi


Aur


Unka Ek


"Mike Hussey" :-)
OncE jAmEs BonD
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId


"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!

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