picture

picture
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

  

Jul, 09 2011     368 chars (3 sms)     3296 views       Funny

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A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya

Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya

Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya

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aik larka hota hai,


wo gatar main gir jata hai
Aye Haye :_
*Ganddaaaaaa*
Arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D
Hello..!

This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service

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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!

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Hope The Goal is Achieved...

Thank You..!
Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana

Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS Ker Raha Hoon

Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->