picture

picture
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

  

Jul, 09 2011     368 chars (3 sms)     3189 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe


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KISSSSS





Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay
Laykin pehli baat tu yeh hay k mera hath nahi jata hay
Aur dosri baat yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!

Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta


Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana













LIGHT HY ;->
21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
Ye Mardam Shumari Ki service hai . ager ap larka hai to 1 sms . larki hain tu 2 Sms kare. Or ager Apka ka taluq Tesri Makhluq se hai tu koi Sms na kare
a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey,
ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey

sachi dasan te terey nal koi pyar naee
SMS karney aaan bas tenu sataan wastey