A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.) Then she held the picture/film under water to develop. Finally she hung the picture to dry.
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.