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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

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Jul, 09 2011     109 chars (1 sms)     2495 views       Funny

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Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho



Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!





Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen




Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!




I LOVE U



"TAPAL CHAYE"
Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
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Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
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Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.
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Good Morning !
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Have A Nice Day
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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



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That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
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Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
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Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

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Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

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Girl: yes

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Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar