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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

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Jul, 09 2011     109 chars (1 sms)     2619 views       Funny

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Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi




iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........




Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,

kee banney gha tera
God

Sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


Sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,

''Rs 1 For 1 Mark''

The Paper Checker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote

''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''

Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola






"PAKO REY" .. ;)
''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota

bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo

Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka


jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)