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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

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Jul, 09 2011 109 chars (1 sms) 3259 views Funny

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''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''

Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

''Ghalib farmaty hain

Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo

Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To

Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.

How do u find Avogadro''s no?

How do u find Avogadro''s no?

Menu>contacts>Avogadro

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum

PAKORAY le k ate hen!

Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi

Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai

Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !

woman on date with husbands best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Achha koi ye bata

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???

Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

A Nobel Award

A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....

in my past life god

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''

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