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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

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Jul, 09 2011     109 chars (1 sms)     3824 views       Funny

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Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
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U still coming down? ? ?




Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .


A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?

Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
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