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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

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1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->

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Never Attend A Class

Never Attend A Class

Why ... ? ? ?

John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

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The World
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While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

The sun makes Moon shine.

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

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''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Arz kiya hai-

Arz kiya hai-
Apke chehre par udasi aur ankhon mein nami hai,
Apke chehre par udasi ankhon mein nami hai
TATA namak Istmal karo aap ko IODINE KI KAMI HAI

Agar tumhari zindagi k

Agar tumhari zindagi k aakhri pal reh ghaye hoon to tum kya karo ghey?

"mujh sey maafi mango ghey"!

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pathan ki bv bhaag

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
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Pathan ki B-v boli
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mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

to

to

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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,

Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

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Sardar apne ghar walon

Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
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