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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

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Jul, 09 2011     109 chars (1 sms)     2898 views       Funny

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Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
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Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

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Khabees Ka Bachcha..


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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...



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Simply

U''re Jealous

Coz

I m Smart ;->
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