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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

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A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
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a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
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Suraj hua maddham,

Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

In 1 year, 12 months,

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3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

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karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
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Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

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phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

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