Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''