''I want U to know

''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''

May, 24 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 2851 views Funny

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what do u call something that is "fake"

what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''

A sardar went to a doctor..

A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi

Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..

Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..

ARRAY YAAR ...

ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....

KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *

Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,

Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?

ACHA

TO

TO

TO

TO

TO

TO

PHIR

GUL AHMAD

KIA PEHNY GA....?

buhot ache wa

Buhot Ache

Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Buhot Aala

Gr8 Yaar

Zabardast

Daad Deni Paregi

Brilliant

Dil Khush Kardiya

La Jawab

Khubsoorat

Bari Himmat Hai

Kamal Hai

Amazing

Shabash

Herat Hai

Khushi Bhi

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''

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