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''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
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May, 24 2010
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1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
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Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
That
The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE
While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
welcome to sach ka samna
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
q wo kon sa departm
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
A golden message for youngsters....
A golden message for youngsters....
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
..
PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Evrey bad boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless
a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady
Pathan BhaI sE kisi
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi
"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
Purani Kahawat hai
Purani Kahawat hai ke,
Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.
Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??
Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi
Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya
2frn: O Really
1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife
Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye
Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
Sunday mean
Sunday mean
S=Sote raho
U=Utho der se
N=Nachte raho
D=Dekhte raho TV
A=Aram hi Aram karo
Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii
So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->
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