Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
  

May, 17 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3261 views       Funny

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GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
Hapy BAPU day.

Boly to QUAID DAY.

Kia mast insan tha.

Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL







As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More









CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)



Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



To







To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)