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Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
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Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
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May, 17 2010
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Winter Magic
"Winter magic"
1 glass me thanda pani lain
or
Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den
wo thanda pani usay garam kar dega
aur
wo
uth kar apko thanda karega....!!
mere dil ko cheer gai
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
English 100 - 00
Urdu 100 - 01
Maths 100 - 00
Science 100 - 00
Haramipan 100 - 100
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2day i have not
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge
Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga
Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
Aaj Apne Dil Ke
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
jab hota hai tera deedaar
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
''bethay thay
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz
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achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
''Aslam ek raat macher dan
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
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