Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
  

May, 17 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2724 views       Funny

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Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*
Ågr de tö us me $M$ kå system nä de*
Ågr sMs kä system de tö BÅLÄÑCE nå de*
Ägr BÅLÄÑCE de tö 10-12 Msg krny kå HÖ$LÅ b de*
Ameen
Kii Kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay

jay sms na kariye ta kanjoos ,ta jay karaiye te vehla kahnday ne
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REASON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "

Sily Girl Crazy Abt me .
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
.
.
.
.
Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai..''