Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

Nahin samjhe?

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May, 17 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2621 views       Funny

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Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid





Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsAn pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI




SoCho







s0cHo










sIMpLe

JaN|x

GoOatA . . . ;->


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
How to grow up a baby 2 make it absoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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ASK MY PARENTS. :)
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or

Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.