Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.

Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.
Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.

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May, 25 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     1860 views       Funny

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u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
Tum Bohat Hi

Sweet

Cute

Decent

Good Looking

Nice

Intelligent



Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...


"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,





khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...




jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;




Jo i Nhi Light Thi,



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Pankha Tha,



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