Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!