''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
  

May, 24 2010     302 chars (2 sms)     5148 views       Funny

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