''Ghajni''

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

May, 14 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 2423 views Funny

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hajam kerte kerte

hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte

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hajam ker gae

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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??

Kyun K . . .

Doobne K Liye Zindagi
Chahiye . . . ;->

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?

If U R In A War,

If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
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While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->

U r sweet like Tom,

U r sweet like Tom,

cute like Jerry,

Naughty like BugsBunny,

Clever like Alladin,

Strong like Popye,

In Short,

Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

During the match

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

-Agr tum: 0% busy ho 32% beemar ho

-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho

to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

GUESS?

Phir SOCHO..

Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,

Pagal na bano

"chappal pehnti hain"

pathan & nurse

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.

Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din

Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?

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''Ghajni''

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