Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar

Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar
Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
..
Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D
  

May, 18 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     3216 views       Funny

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Ans-SHANTI

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Ek Shaks Chilaya

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Aa Gai

Light Aa Gai ...


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