Aik shaks punjabi

Aik shaks punjabi
Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
  

May, 19 2010     209 chars (2 sms)     2858 views       Funny

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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,



"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Best SmS of 1947.
















Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas sms parhne ki jaldi lagi hoti hai.
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..

Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..


ha ha ha ha ha
''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,


Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi


Aur


Unka Ek


"Mike Hussey" :-)
When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize












"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL HY AAO MAIRY SATH JANGAL KI SAIR KARRO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGAY AIK HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY AIK SHAIR HIRON PINY KI TAYARI KR RAHA THA CHOOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY KHAINCH KY AIK THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY POOCHA KEH AAP NY ESSY KEYOON MARA TO SHAIR BOOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY YEH:-''