A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be
A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman








As Long As








He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]
  

May, 18 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     3007 views       Funny

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Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher


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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega


Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...


Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

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