A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman

As Long As

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

May, 18 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2616 views Funny

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''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

To be a "Good professional

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

Mumbai attacks kay baad

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

Height of Stupidity

Height of Stupidity

Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????

coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!

Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da.......

''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........

me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....

aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....

me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel: Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.

Don''t Marry The Person

Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...

But

Remember
Whatever You Do

You Will Regret It Later ... ;->

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi

tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!

Never Ask For A Hug Just Take It

Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It

Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U

Never Say
I Can''t Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U

U''ve Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->

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