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Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
It’s a test to check your
It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!
R u ready??
Here we go
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha
1 Aadmi TeleScope
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,
PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,
Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
mehnat se aap sab kuch hasil
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Izzat ,
Shohrat ,
Daulat
Aur Haan ...
Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
Girl asks her lover,
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
A Lover gives Love...
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
woman on date with husbands best friend
Woman on date with husband''s best friend;
*phone ring*
Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!
Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D
''If ever in your life
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
R U Sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
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