A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be
A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman








As Long As








He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]
  

May, 18 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2957 views       Funny

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Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
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Becoz temple is the only place where they can find..

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Pooja
Bhakti
Prarthana
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Tripti
Deepti
Durga
Saraswati
Lakshmi
parvati
YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,

Woh Kehte hAiN
''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

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Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
31 December ko
is Sal Karachi
Mien Loadshiding
Ka Akhri Din
Hoga!!!

Bohat Bohat
Mubarak Ho!

Congratulation!

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Baqi Loadsheding
Agley Saal
1st January 2012
Se start Hogi!!!


IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Prpose Karny ka
aik dam Jhakkas
Style....



"Kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti hey...Maar Dale Gi Kya...??
Dil Dena hai to de de.. Rakh k Achaar dale Gi Kya...?
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"