A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman

As Long As

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

May, 18 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 3026 views Funny

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''Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

Anarkali in akbar''s

Anarkali in akbar''s
darbar:

Paad dia to darna kia jb pad dia to darna kai,

pad dia koi tatti nai ki
chup chup k badboo
soonghna kia,

jab paad dia.->

2 pathan masjid me

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

A man in Hell asked Devil:

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko

Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano

Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet

Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

What Is The Meaning Of

What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???

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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->

In a pond there are 10 fish, 1 of them dies,

In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?

Think

Can''t answer

I Tell U

The other 9 fish are crying ;->

I really deeply

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

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