A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be
A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman








As Long As








He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]
  

May, 18 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2632 views       Funny

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Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
I Like You


I Like You


I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
Bioaamla
Dalda
Mobillink
National food
Habib
Candyland
Walls
Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko

Durr Fittay Moou

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
Doctor To A Kid:

Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya


"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya





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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
I Love U


Yes I Love U



Sach Main


Please Beleive Me Yaar



I Love U






Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??


Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,


Ab Bhugtey.....
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon