Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.
Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

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50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of














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May, 15 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     1831 views       Funny

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Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep



Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)


*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@


LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@


KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI


N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI
Americans Invented Cellphone.


Japanese Invented SIM Card.


PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!


Proud To Be An Pakistani!
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .


Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?


NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)