1friend:

1friend:
1friend:
Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
  

May, 15 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     1830 views       Funny

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Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !


"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun!
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Tum Bohat Hi

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Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho







Pata Hai Kese ???




















Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->

Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"